People always forget that old people have lived full lives before becoming old. Both of my grandfathers are about as exciting as a phonebook but also they both fought in World War II and I’m sure they’ve seen some shit. Granted, I don’t think any of them would do something as cool as get blackout drunk before noon and then getting in a 3-way brawl in broad daylight. So I’ll just settle for watching these guys do it instead. (Tip: Definitely don’t watch in public because you’re going to giggle like a schoolgirl when they punch each other and both fall over.)
