Cute Russian Chick Dances With Death By Posing On The Edge Of The World’s Tallest Skyscrapers

I don’t think I’m in the minority when I say that a girl who isn’t afraid to take risks is a girl worth keeping around. And not risks like sitting on your sore-spotted pecker, bruh. Not those types of risks. I’m talking being fearless, but measured. Killing household rodents and insects and shit and checking under my bed for monsters after I watch Stranger Things. That’s the type of chick I want standing next to me at the alter.

If I could speak Russian, I may throw game at this Russian daredevil/model/future bae Angela Nikolau, who has made a nice living by posing for pictures atop of the tallest skyscrapers from Moscow to Hong Kong. She has amassed close to 170,000 Instagram followers for posting anxiety-inducing photos like the ones pictured below.

Actually on second thought, I may not spit game at her. The last thing I need is to be continuously reminded of what a baby back bitch I am.

[h/t LADbible]

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.