I don’t think I’m in the minority when I say that a girl who isn’t afraid to take risks is a girl worth keeping around. And not risks like sitting on your sore-spotted pecker, bruh. Not those types of risks. I’m talking being fearless, but measured. Killing household rodents and insects and shit and checking under my bed for monsters after I watch Stranger Things. That’s the type of chick I want standing next to me at the alter.
If I could speak Russian, I may throw game at this Russian daredevil/model/future bae Angela Nikolau, who has made a nice living by posing for pictures atop of the tallest skyscrapers from Moscow to Hong Kong. She has amassed close to 170,000 Instagram followers for posting anxiety-inducing photos like the ones pictured below.
Actually on second thought, I may not spit game at her. The last thing I need is to be continuously reminded of what a baby back bitch I am.