Bro Dad Fills Out Daycare Survey With Brutally Honest And Hilarious Answers

I hate surveys. Is anyone truly honest in a survey? If a company sends a survey, and you were even moderately pleased with the service, you’ll give it higher marks than it deserves. If the service sucks you’ll rip the place to shreds. Neither are truly helpful to a company. I just abstain like I do with voting.

This bro dad must hate surveys as much as I do. After receiving a survey from his kid’s daycare, this guy decided to answer honestly, because what the fuck is the place really going to do with this information? If he wrote down “my kid is interested in airplanes” they’re not going to take a field trip to an airplane hangar. They’ll just get window decals that look like 747s.

Not to mention the fact his kid is 11 months old. What are her strengths? Um, not falling on her face every five minutes. That about sums it up.

Check out his hilarious answers to the daycare survey. “Long yells at the beach” fucking killed me.

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