Marv From ‘Home Alone’ (Daniel Stern) Finds An Old Cast Member 26 Years Later And NOPE, 100% NOPE!!!

First off, I’d just like to acknowledge how much of a kick in the dong it was to wake up and realize that Home Alone hit theaters 26 years ago, all the way back in 1990. The Y2K scare being 16 years ago doesn’t make me feel old but the ’26 years’ stat most certainly does.

Secondly, I’d like to acknowledge how actor Daniel Stern hasn’t aged a single bit in that time. He might’ve filled out a little bit in the mid-section but we just call that ‘dad bod’, and that’s what is expected of a man his age. In his face, though there’s not a single sign of aging and the same can’t be said for most actors of his generation so good for him keeping his shit together over time.

It’s the tarantula though who has held up the best of anyone. After 26 years that spider looks better Daniel Stern or Macaulay Culkin. It’s probably just been chilling in that garage, eating insects and baby mice, getting fat as hell like the king of his domain. Good for that tarantula, hanging with Marv all these years.

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