This Video Demonstrates Why It’s Dangerous To Hold In Your Farts During A Date

Holding in a fart during a date is the worst. It’s uncomfortable and it’s ALL you can think about. You’re not paying attention to a word she says because you’re too busy trying to pinch your ass tight enough to keep from an ungodly fart bullet inside the chamber.

This hilarious video from Good Stuff Comedy demonstrates what happens when you keep a fart in for too long and the unfortunate things that may occur when you finally let it out.

Bright side — he probably didn’t like her that much anyway since they’re on a date in the middle of a day.

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