Being A DEA Agent Sounds Great Because You Get To Have Sex With Prostitutes For Free
All careers have their perks. As a blogger here, I get to samples tons of free whiskey for possible inclusion on our site. My buddy who works in construction has a fantastic 401K. Another good friend of mine has a very, very, very liberal expense account and a company AmEx.
And if you work for the DEA, you get to have sex with prostitutes in Colombia on drug cartels’ dime.
Sounds fun. From Mediaite:
According to a new Department of Justice inspector general report, Drug Enforcement Agency officials held “sex parties” with prostitutes in Colombia who were hired by drug cartels.
Agents received “protection for the DEA agents’ weapons and property during the parties” from Colombian police officers, the report says. The “loud” parties took place in “government-leased quarters” from August 2005 to December 2008. According to the report, the agents “should have known the prostitutes in attendance were paid with cartel funds.”
In addition, the report says, the foreign officers “further alleged that in addition to soliciting prostitutes, three DEA SSAs in particular were provided money, expensive gifts, and weapons from drug cartel members.”
So you get to bust drug dealers and take their money and hob nob with them and use their prostitutes and probably snort their drugs?
Talk about a win win win. Being a DEA agent sounds awesome.
And, and! You get to shoot guns.
I’m going to DEA school.