When you die, how do you want your wife or girlfriend to mourn your death? Quickly, by moving on to some douchebag who offers future stability and all the cunnilingus you denied her. Or, do you want her to grieve for the rest of her life because even in death, you’re a selfish motherfucker?
If you screamed out “YES! That!” to the second option, then the 21 Grams dildo/urn combo is for you. Designed by Mark Sturkenboom, 21 Grams is “a memory-box that allows a widow to go back to the intimate memories of a lost beloved one.” The box includes not only a dead human-filled didlo but also the scent and and favorite music of the deceased, because duh. I mean, how else would my wife pleasure herself to my memory if Pearl Jam isn’t blasting in the background and the room doesn’t stink of Skin Bracer? (I’m assume I’ll start using Skin Bracer someday.)
According to Metro UK:
Explaining his bizarre invention, Mr Sturkenboom said: ‘After a passing, the missing of intimacy with that person is only one aspect of the pain and grief.
‘This forms the base for 21 Grams. The urn offers the possibility to conserve 21 grams of ashes of the deceased and displays an immortal desire.’
He continued: ‘I sometimes help an elderly lady with her groceries and she has an urn standing near the window with the remains of her husband.
‘She always speaks with so much love about him but the jar he was in didn’t reflect that at all.
‘In that same period I read an article about widows, taboos and sex and intimacy and then I thought to myself “can I combine these themes and make an object that is about love and missing and intimacy?”‘
Welp, I know what my wife is getting for her birthday this year.