After you read this guy’s try-hard – like extremely hard — texts to a girl that he wants to go on a date with, I guarantee that you won’t be able to understand how a person could possibly suck this bad at human interaction. From his opener, which is asking her if she’s ever considered having a sugar daddy, to asking her if she likes gifts, there is no shortage of cringeworthy shit this guy is willing to say
It’s honestly even hard to fathom that people like this guy exist. But at the same time, I am incredibly thankful they do.
Keep on creepin’ on, ya fuckin’ weirdo.
And here is where things get even more fun for our ego-bruised cream puff when he realizes that the smoking hot babe who shockingly didn’t need a sugar daddy in her life posted all of his desperate messages online.