Meet Devon Hawkins, the man with the most chill on the entire freaking planet.
Devon was just “chillin’, kickin’ it like I usually do, drinkin’ when somebody shot right through my back window, hit me in the chest.”
Wait, WHAT! And he’s giving an interview RIGHT NOW?!
“I wasn’t even trippin’ over this little petty wound, I ain’t even trippin’ though,” says Devon before he casually SHOWS THE REPORTER HIS FRESH GUNSHOT WOUND!
Think about Devon the next time your latte isn’t made right or your steak comes to the table a little under-cooked.