This Disneyland Death Stare Proves Magic Kingdom Isn’t So Magical

Disneyland is the most magical place on Earth if you’re a child or mentally slow.

This dude’s Disneyland death stare is so on point. This is Disneyland. This face. This face right here.

Real people hate Disney. It’s overpriced, women are forced to cover up and they don’t sell gum on premises. What country is this that a person can’t buy gum?!?! Florida will accept any crazy person but no gum stains on the concrete. I just ate a $25 hamburger and all I need is a stick of Wrigley’s to get the awful taste out of my mouth!

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Chris Illuminati is a 5-time published author and recovering a**hole who writes about running, parenting, and professional wrestling.