Dominos Apologizes to Man Who Burned His Dick While Having Sex with Pizza


You’re the social media editor of a major international pizza chain and a man is tweeting at you to claim he just had sex with your pizza, and now his penis is burnt. How do you react? Do you…

A.) Ignore him
B.) Block him
C.) Respond, “Our apologies, we will look for a way to notify customers of this in future. Thank you for bringing this to our attention.”

Meet the delightful UK Twitter account of Domino’s Pizza: this morning, it took semi-seriously the tale of one @lad_vigo, who wrapped his johnson in the warm embrace of pepperoni love only to find pain and shame.

Papa John chimed in to say, “Eh. I’ve done worse.”

[H/T: Daily Star UK, via reader email]