Domino’s Now Has a Pizza That Uses Fried Chicken Instead of Dough


Have you ever been eating a pizza and thought, “You know what, whoever invented pizza really fucked it up. What the hell were they thinking with this base of flour and water? So drab. And bland. Drabland. Why am I even bothering eating this shit?”

Well, Domino’s Pizzeria Co. has heard your complaints about shitty, boring dough and done away with it. Now, the bottom of your pizza from Domino’s can be made with fried chicken.

Yes, fried chicken. From the press release announcing the modern marvel.

The boneless chicken product features a delicious combination of toppings, sauces and cheeses layered over 12 bites of lightly breaded, 100 percent whole breast white meat chicken. The four unique flavors offered include Crispy Bacon & Tomato, Spicy Jalapeno-Pineapple, Classic Hot Buffalo and Sweet BBQ Bacon.

So… it’s chicken nugget nachos? That doesn’t sound awful. Minus the whole being from Domino’s part.


[Image via Domino’s; H/T First We Feast]