Columnist Compares Donald Trump To A ‘Hot Crazy Chick’ But Goes WAY Too Far With His Analogy

How about that debate last night, huh kids? So many memorable moments of absolute insanity. First the heckler yapping at Donald Trump from the balcony and then Cruz and Rubio ready to come to blows. Brick threw a trident. It was craziness.

Even after last night’s Thunderdome in Las Vegas, Donald Trump continues to dominate the polls. One conservative columnist feels that even though Trump still leads, this will all eventually all end badly for the GOP, because Trump is just like a common trope among men. He’s the hot crazy chick.

Going off his column about how Trump will end up breaking the hearts of conservatives, Schlichter told CNN’s Brooke Baldwin earlier, “Sometimes that hot chick you’re dating is also completely crazy. And as much fun as it is to go out with her, it’s gonna end badly. That’s Donald Trump.”

He said Trump’s “sexy, he likes to party… he gives it to the RINOs good and hard,” but he will never make true conservatives happy.

Alright, alright, come on now. We didn’t need that “Trump gives it good and hard” analogy. We don’t want Trump giving it good and hard to anyone around here. Especially and including his daughter.

If Trump is anything like the hot, crazy chick we all know, that doesn’t bode well for what will happen if he doesn’t get the nomination or does and ends up losing the election. Imagine how many crying phone calls at 2am it will take before Trump goes away.

[via Mediate]