This Hilarious Compilation Of Donald Trump Saying ‘China’ 234 Times Is The Only Video You Need To See Today

What a year it’s been, huh? Donald Trump with a scandal here, Hillary Clinton with a scandal there. Out of the hundreds of millions of people these are the two we picked to run for President? Shame on us.

Look at all the anxiety and stress we’ve caused ourselves with these two selections. Ridiculous.

You know what else is ridiculous and might help ease some of this tension we all feel? Donald Trump saying the word “China” 234 times during his campaign. And why not? It’s just as absurd as everything else we’ve seen in this election.

In case you didn’t catch it all, here’s a transcript, via Huffington Post

DONALD TRUMP: Let’s say “China.” China. China. China. China. China. China. China. China. CHINA? China. You go over to China, China, China, China, China, China, China. China, China, China, China. You take China.

MAN IN AUDIENCE: China.

DONALD TRUMP: China! I love ‘em! China! China? China, China, China. I have to have my China. China … China because China. China, China, China, China, China, China. CHINA. China. China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China now! CHINA. China … you know, China! I know China very well. China! China, China … China, China China. China. China. China …

GRETA VAN SUSTEREN: Northwest Wisconsin, where I’m from …

DONALD TRUMP: It’s China to me. China. China, China, China, China. China, China, China. You wanna buy from China? That’s great, buy from China. Buy toys from China. China in particular. China, China. I have people that I know in China. China. China. China. China. China. China, China, China, China, China. China, I’ve been saying China. China. China, Chi-nah! China. China, China, China, China, China, China … China … China … China …? CHINA!

JAKE TAPPER: Let me ask you about China.

DONALD TRUMP: China. I go to China. China, China, China, China. China? China? China, China … China, China. China, China, China, China. People from China, they love me! China! China. China, China, China, China, China, China. In China they say I don’t like China; I love China. People think I don’t like China; I love China. China. China is the new China, by the way. China, China. China. I deal with China. China. China … big league. China. So don’t tell me about China, I know China … China. China, China, China, China. Whether it’s China … China. So if you went to China, and you wanted to get a job in China … I don’t knock China. How can I dislike China? A man from China. China. You have China. Carl — take China. China … China … China … ? China. China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China’s over here … Look at what China’s doing. They’re learning from China. China. China, OK? Look at that, isn’t that nice: China. China. China. CHINA … China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China, China … China … China. China. China. And by the way, I love China. I mean, I love China. How can you not love China? I love China. China, China … China, China, China, China … China, China, China, CHI-NA. And you know China, China, China. China, China, China, China, China, China, China, South China, China, China! People say “Oh, you don’t like China.” I like China. Chi-nah! I love China. China. China all the time. China; when was the last time you heard “China”?

Good luck, America. We’re going to need it.

H/T Bob’s Blitz