Who Is Winning The Insult War Between Donald Trump And Ted Cruz?

Donald Trump and Ted Cruz’s petty slap fight for the presidential nomination has all the refined nuance of two toddlers shitting in a sand box, then scooping the shit out of the sand and smearing it all over the sides of the sand box.

It’s happened in person, on Twitter, probably in private, and it’s embarrassing to the entire nation.

Frankly, I’d rather vote for the two shit-smearing toddlers than either on one of these dudes.

Shit-smearing toddlers 2016.

They’ll make America’s prostate again. Or something.