Ted Cruz

Milwaukee Bucks Reportedly Exploring Trade Options For Noted Tripper And Ted Cruz Lookalike Grayson Allen

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Former Speaker John Boehner Has Been Channeling His Inner Kenny Powers, Dropping Off-Script F-Bombs While Recording Audiobook

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Ted Cruz Left His Dog At Home, But The Real Villain Is The Journalist Who Ratted On Him

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Ted Cruz Saying Thanos Was The Bad Guy Because He Was A ‘Rabid Environmentalist’ Only Sorta Misses The Point

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2 US Congressmen Are In Quarantine After Coming In Contact With A Person Infected With The Coronavirus

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Fans Are Ripping Ted Cruz For Texas Tech Losing NCAA Championship After He Sent Tweet With 35 Seconds Left

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In The Least Athletic Feat Of The Weekend, Ted Cruz Beat Jimmy Kimmel In A 1-On-1 Basketball Game

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Twitter Account That Posted NSFW Video Ted Cruz Liked Sells Merch With Slogans Like ‘MasturbaTED’

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Ted Cruz Said His Liking A NSFW Tweet Was A ‘Staffing Issue’ And Twitter Completely Lost It

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Ted Cruz Was Bagged Liking An Extremely NSFW Video On Twitter, And The Internet Nearly Blew A Gasket

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Ted Cruz Wants El Chapo To Pay For President Trump’s Border Wall

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Ted Cruz Just Zodiac Killed Deadspin By Expertly Trolling Them On Twitter

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The Best Jokes From Donald Trump And Hillary Clinton At The Al Smith Dinner, Ted Cruz Was The Loser Yet Again

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I Have Never Seen More Pain In A Man’s Eyes Than The Eyes Of Ted Cruz Calling Voters To Support Trump

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‘Bad Lip Reading’ Just Dropped A Video Of Ted Cruz Talking About Donald Trump And This Is F’n PERFECT

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Donald Trump Finally Responded To Ted Cruz And Essentially Verbally Eviscerated Him On TV

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Ted Cruz Gets Loudly Booed Off The Stage After He Refused To Endorse Donald Trump At The RNC

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Ted Cruz Makes His Return To Capitol Hill And Literally No One Is Happy To See Him

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MORE LIKE CRYIN’ TED: The Internet’s Reactions To Cruz Dropping Out Were Incredible

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Guy In Indiana Hits Cruz With The “Too Slow” Handshake Trick Before Calling Him A “Fish Monster”

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Heidi Cruz Finally Addresses Rumors That Ted Cruz Is The Zodiac Killer — Is It Just Me Or Does She Not Deny It?

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Ted Cruz Threatens To Spank A Young Boy Who Heckles Him And You Have To Be A Psychopath To Not Feel Uncomfortable

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Let’s Watch A Potential Vice President Fall To The Ground Like A Bag Of Bricks

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Ted Cruz And John Kasich Just Made A Deal To Team Up And Try And Stop Donald Trump

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People Think This Woman Who Appeared On The ‘Maury Show’ Looks Like Ted Cruz In Drag, What Do You Think?

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Ted Cruz’s College Roommate Just Told Twitter That Ted Cruz Jerked Off A Lot In College

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