This is the first time I ever posted a video without watching it the entire way through. The final two minutes could just be a clip of my parents having sex and I just threw it up on the internet for millions to see. I never thought I’d say this but I may have an easier time watching pops give my mom the business than this baby brain being removed from this dude’s hip. Simply repulsive. If I went out today and met the girl of my dreams and then found out she had this vomit-inducing mutation, I’d concede to living a lonely life. I’ve got too thin of skin to watch that ball of nausea bounce up and down as we’re doing the nasty. I’ll stick to you stroking the kielbasa in a dark room with a moist towelette to women I’ll never meet.
I’ll leave you with this.