Someone Dressed A Toad Up Like Venusaur, Had It Battle Against A Worm And Took A Video Of The Whole Silly Thing

Spoiler alert: the toad wins.

Not that you’d need a spoiler alert in the first place if you know even jack shit about Pokémon – obviously the toad is going to beat the worm. Pokémon is basically a complicated game of “Rock, Paper, Scissors” with a bunch of mathematical damage calculations and type advantages. It’s also common sense. What’s more likely to win: this giant fucking toad or that puny lil’ worm?

Let’s hope you placed your bets accordingly.

[H/T First We Feast]