This is some real comic book/wrestling/monster movie plot twist shit right here. First it was the mafia saying they were going to fight ISIS, now it’s drug kingpin El Chapo getting all up in the face of the Islamic State and threatening to destroy the terrorist organization.
The Sinaloa Cartel from Mexico is know to run drugs into the United States, but has recently expanded their operations to the Middle East. However, ISIL follows Sharia Law, which prohibits all narcotics and anything else fun. Apparently some Daesh fighters destroyed many drug shipments of the Sinaloa Cartel, and now Joaquín “El Chapo” Guzmán is pissed the fuck off.
El Chapo, who is the head of the Sinaloa Cartel, addressed the hiccup in his business by not just tweeting out a message. No, El Chapo is too boss for that. He personally emailed ISIS leader Abu Bakr Al Baghdadi. At least that’s is what the always informative CartelBlog.com states. And if that’s the case, shouldn’t the CIA be contacting El Chapo and offering him a job?
Here is the leaked encrypted email:
“You [ISIS] are not soldiers. You are nothing but lowly pussies. Your god cannot save you from the true terror that my men will levy at you if you continue to impact my operation.
My men will destroy you. The world is not yours to dictate. I pity the next son of a whore that tries to interfere with the business of the Sinaloa Cartel. I will have their heart and tongue torn from them.”
SHOTS FIRED!
World leaders take notes, this is how you need to talk to the barbarian swine of ISIS.
[Mirror]