Drunk Bro Gets the World’s Laziest Uber Ride Ever

by 4 years ago


Have you ever lost your sense of direction this badly when drunk? Redditor uhcougars1151 says “After a night of fairly heavy drinking, I woke up to find I took a very unnecessary cab ride… Thank you Uber for rubbing it in my face with the detailed map….”

The map, above, shows that he basically just took a ride around the block. Google maps estimates it was only an 82-step walk. It would have taken one minute.

We’ve all had not-proud moments when blackout, but not knowing that you’re literally around the corner from your house is pretty bad. A couple weeks ago I took a cab from the grocery store to my apartment because I didn’t want to carry the bags. I felt like the biggest asshole in the universe, but at least that was a 10-block walk and somewhat justified compared to this guy. Bro must have struck out with all the girls at the bar and been zombie-drunk. How he could even manage to operate the Uber app at the time is baffling to me.

[H/T: Uber]

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