Drunk Dude Not Only Gets Brutally Knocked Out Once On Vegas Strip, But Twice #DEDICATION

The proverb “If at first you don’t succeed, try, try, try again,” is a wise logic to have in life. Except when you apply it to the time you’re already fall-down drunk and you challenge a sober person who has already destroyed you once. Then the old adage is rather stupid actually and you totally shouldn’t use it.

This drunk dude keeps getting in this guy’s face and that isn’t a smart move. He steps to this bruiser on the Vegas strip and before he could say “Beer me,” he had been smashed and knocked to the ground. Give him credit, he got right back up (Probably because he was so embalmed in booze and was numb to the pain). But then he made the undeniably regrettable decision to still go after the guy who just knocked him down in one punch only seconds earlier.

He chases the man and gets in his face once again and once again he gets knocked-the-fuck-out. With one nasty punch, his Pitbull-looking head hits the ground for good and is knocked unconscious.

As if it couldn’t get any more embarrassing for the guy, he got put to sleep while Corona’s 1993 techno hit Rhythm of the Night was playing in the background. There’s no good way to get KO’d, but that’s a pretty shitty way.