Drunk Girl Assaults Cop And Attempts Sexy Mugshot And What’s The Opposite Of ‘Nailed It’?

Anna Piccioli was arrested on Wednesday in Waltham, Massachusetts for public intoxication. During her arrest, she allegedly assaulted a cop and resisted arrest.

Here’s the official report from The Smoking Gun of Piccioli’s wild time.

“En route to the police station, Piccioli screamed at officers and kicked the cruiser’s doors, roof, and partition.

Upon arrival at the station, Piccioli broke free and ran down a hallway, prompting a female officer to give chase and tackle her. The cop was slightly injured while corralling Piccioli, a Waltham resident.”

Ms. Piccioli went 3 for 3 in the “looking for trouble” department but whiffed considerably in the “looking sexy” department with her boner-reducing mug shot.

Is she tasting cake batter or preparing for the fetal position she’ll soon found herself in while sleeping off her hangover in jail?

[via The Smoking Gun]

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