It’s one thing to get beaten up by a duck in private. Ducks can fly, ducks can screech, ducks can fuck you up right good.
There’s no shame in getting beaten up by a duck.
If you get merked by a duck while your neighbor is watching, and they send those photos to your mom, well then, you become the laughingstock of the internet.
Look how badly this duck fucked up this little girl.
That’s some ownage. You can recover from a duck attack, but you’ll never be able to live down a viral internet shaming, no matter how young you are.
Moms. Even more ruthless than ducks.