Nathan’s Hot Dog champion Matt Stonie has attempted and succeeded in taking down 12 pints of various flavors of Ben & Jerry’s ice cream. 12. Meanwhile, I have a kiddie cone and my asshole burns like the seventh circle of hell. But I guess when you’re arguably the greatest competitive eater in the world, impossible is nothing. Stonie may be using this as a warm-up round for the Hooters wing eating championship this weekend against Joey Chestnut, or he may just be in the mood for a light snack. But 13,400 and almost 2 pounds of fat is no small feat by any man’s standard. Stone completes the challenge in a speedy 35 minutes and 40 seconds. Good God.
[h/t For The Win]