Chipotle has become the RGIII of restaurant chains. For a while, we all believed that it would be the next big thing in fast-casual dining. And then we all woke up one day and they up and decided to take carnitas off the menu for a bit because their suppliers were violating food standards by not giving the pigs a college education before slaughtering them or some shit. I dunno. And then they closed 43 stores because people were shitting out pints of blood from eating their e.Coli-laced menu offerings. They’re asleep at the wheel and the bus is heading straight for a shit storm.
The negative publicity just keeps pouring in–this time coming from a jilted dude who exacted his revenge on Chipotle after they failed to cook the chicken in his burrito to his liking.
I laughed audibly.
https://twitter.com/jaylan_glover/status/696116035502678016
Jaylan was obviously in a fit of rage and desperate to hit them where it hurt and made the panic decision to jack the iced tea dispenser, which was probably full because I wasn’t even aware that iced tea was an option at Chipotle.
Took one right out of Fletcher Reed’s book:
Chipotle Joe was quick to respond to Jaylan’s tweet once it was gaining steam on social media.
@jaylan_glover Hi Jaylan, can you please follow our twitter account so that we can speak with you privately via DM? Thank you. -Joe
— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) February 7, 2016
Chipotle Joe just completely laying down and letting Jaylan fleece him out of his $12.99 iced tea is so 2016 Chipotle its insane.
[h/t LADbible]