Hey guys, meet Keira. She says that she likes guys who tip waitresses well, back scratches, firm butts, old school video games and candles that burn nicely.
She also has an alien tattoo on her bum. This fascinating fact opened up a backdoor for a space-loving Tinder user to launch some asstronomy-themed pickup lines into her orbit. He gladly obliged.
He had so many options of pick-up lines involving Uranus, black holes, large telescopes, re-entry, the size of his rocket, probing and asking her if she wants to flux. However, he seemed to make it work with his lunar rover line.
The dude verified that he did indeed receive nudes from Keira by saying, “Let’s just say I have been studying the moon more than Neil Armstrong did.” Good for you sir! Unlike algebra, you can actually use science later in your life.