Tough Guy Tries To Steal A Dudes Car But His Plans Change When The Dude Opens Fire On His Ass

Draw Speed Level: John Wayne
Shot Accuracy Level: Helen Keller

Gotta appreciate the quick draw, but holy hell, hit the shooting range, pal. Like how can you possibly miss from such close proximity? That is a fast break layup. Like it would be more difficult not to shoot him. Its gotta be a fake gun. Where are the bullet holes in the wall after the first nine shots missed? This video raises more questions than answers.

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Matt’s love of writing was born during a sixth grade assembly when it was announced that his essay titled “Why Drugs Are Bad” had taken first prize in D.A.R.E.’s grade-wide contest. The anti-drug people gave him a $50 savings bond for his brave contribution to crime-fighting, and upon the bond’s maturity 10 years later, he used it to buy his very first bag of marijuana.