I haven’t shaved since a day or two after New Years, and while I really do want to see how long I can let this shag go, I’m also DYING to shave it all off. I look like an idiot.
I wish I had the chops to keep this up until 2017, but man, I also really wanna get laid. So I think it’s gonna go sometime this weekend.
And for the next ten months, I’ll wonder if I could be as baller as this dude.
The answer, clearly, is no, I could not.
[Via a reader]