Clogging toilets and taking names is no easy skill. For one thing the percentage of obese adults in the world has been steadily increasing, which logically means that plumbing in toilets has had to improve in order to accommodate the Godzilla-esque dumps people have been spewing out. It takes a shit of epic proportions to clog a public toilet these days, so I was mad impressed when I heard that someone on a flight from London to Dubai took a shit so big that the plane was forced to turn around near Brussels and land at Heathrow. It takes a hellish concoction of fast food, grease, fat, lack of fiber and immense dedication to clogging your arteries in order to not only stick to a shit diet that long, but to not just straight-up drop dead after shoving all that crap into your face.
For that I salute you, unnamed passenger.
Hertsmere councillor Abhishek Sachdev, who represents Potters Bar Parkfield, said the seven-hour flight was aborted ‘because of a smelly poo in the toilet’…
Mr Sachdev, a Tory councillor, said the flight departed on time Thursday night and everything seemed fine until the captain made an announcement about 30 minutes after take-off.
He told MailOnline Travel: ‘The pilot made an announcement requesting senior cabin crew, and we knew something was a bit odd.
‘About 10 minutes later he said you may have noticed there’s a quite pungent smell coming from one of the toilets.
‘He said it was liquid faecal excrement, those are the words he used. He said it’s not a technical fault with the plane, and he was very adamant about that.’
After returning back to London due to “health and safety reasons,” the passengers wound up waiting for 15 hours for a replacement flight.