Two days ago, FiveThirtyEight‘s Nate Silver posted two electoral maps on Twitter. One map showed what the 2016 Presidential Election outcome would be if only women voted and the other represented the outcome if only men voted. As you can probably guess (because you’re very intelligent and shit), Hillary Clinton would win the election in a landslide if only women voted. The same goes for Donald Trump if the election were decided by only men. None of this is SHOCKING.
If you missed those maps, here they are.
Here's what the map would look line if only women voted: https://t.co/sjVY67qouE pic.twitter.com/rrc3GuXmGl
— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) October 11, 2016
And here's if just dudes voted. pic.twitter.com/HjqJzIVwc4
— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) October 11, 2016
Sure… but what if the election was decided by other outside forces?
Like rocks…
Here is what the electoral map would look like if only rocks were allowed to vote. pic.twitter.com/ZB8U8LdCbL
— Jason Love (@jasonloveusa) October 12, 2016
Or goats!
Crazy – this is what the electoral map would look like if only goats voted. pic.twitter.com/53nYlrZiO1
— Tom Gara (@tomgara) October 12, 2016
Or tons of other shit…
https://twitter.com/GMPaiella/status/786289348161384448?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/robwhisman/status/786327767365263360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/FreddieCampion/status/786294664877965312?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/JohnGHendy/status/786290434746245120?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
And here's what the electoral map would look like if everyone just went out and got drunk instead: pic.twitter.com/JrAPrwImQv
— Tom Freeman (@SnoozeInBrief) October 12, 2016
Here's what the electoral map would look like if you were high as f**k pic.twitter.com/NpzJxeZUBa
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) October 12, 2016
Here's what the map would look like if people never gonna say goodbye or tell a lie pic.twitter.com/9vYga6iOLs
— Adam Smith (@asmith83) October 12, 2016
What the electoral map would look like today if it was a hamburger instead: pic.twitter.com/9JBt9696oa
— mightygodking (now at bsky dot social) (@mightygodking) October 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/LukeBrinker/status/786287660683919360?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/bgilham/status/786294238266863616?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
This is what the electoral map would look like if America was dipped in sweet, tasty milk chocolate pic.twitter.com/W4Vx0o28tt
— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) October 13, 2016
what the electoral map would look like if only Kenneth Bones voted pic.twitter.com/GAJkvy9JAN
— TORMABLAS PARODYIACKLELALES (@Tormny_Pickeals) October 12, 2016
https://twitter.com/untimelygamer/status/785982628851814400?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
https://twitter.com/bafeldman/status/786217916303810562
This is what the Electoral College map would look like if it were noted character actress, Zara Cully. pic.twitter.com/Vaogxof3Up
— Craig Calcaterra (@craigcalcaterra) October 12, 2016
here's what the electoral map would look like if it were made of cast iron skillets pic.twitter.com/hwZDC2U0JF
— Alp (@alplicable) October 12, 2016
And now we are all dumber for having had this electoral map meme experience.