There’s no feeling quite like having your childhood completely crumble into pieces all around you while you’re sitting at the office trying to figure out what it means to be an “adult.” Does it mean that you wear fancy suits and ties every day? That you drink coffee in the mornings? Or even that you look at how much money you lose to the government in taxes every payday and then raise your fist in the air and scream “THANKS OBAMA” to no one in particular?
Those are all good ideas…but none of that matters right now. You know why? Because your adulthood is all you’ve got left after you murder whatever happy memories of Sesame Street you had sitting around in your noggin by watching these two elementary school icons bone.