Feisty Salem State Girl One-Ups Mike Tyson, Bites Off Cop’s Ear, Threatens To Kill All Cops, And Has World’s Most Ironic Major

A 19-year-old Salem State University student named Emma Wiley allegedly bit the ear off a rookie cop who was trying to break up Emma’s fight with another woman outside a Salem bar called, “Tavern in the Square”.

According to the police report, the incident took place on Sunday, August 7th before 1am and featured Wiley screaming, “I’ll f*cking kill you all, don’t f*cking touch me!” as she was taken away by two cops, one of whom was a first-year female office fresh out of training.

After being told to get into the police cruiser, Wiley yelled, “F*ck you!”. Then, when the female cop tried to place her in the car, Wiley lunged for her face and was able to chomp down on the officer’s ear. The other cop had to gouge Wiley’s eye to get her to release, but the damage was done as the female officer’s ear was missing a chunk and exposed cartilage could be seen. The rest of her ear couldn’t be re-attached at the hospital, so she’ll need complete reconstructive surgery.

Turns out Wiley’s major at Salem State is… criminal justice. Emma’s been charged with disorderly conduct, resisting arrest, MAYHEM, aggravated assault & battery by means of a dangerous weapon (teeth), assault & battery on a police officer and threats to kill. In all my years on this blue marble, I’ve never seen a charge of “mayhem”. And it’s only fitting it would come against a person named “Wiley”. She’s also being held without bail.

And, of course, Emma pled not guilty. She’s a criminal justice major. She knows what’s up. Plus, she knows how to work the bag ‘o’ wine and has connections at McDonald’s.

From some internet sleuthing, it looks like she used to go to Keene State College before transferring to Salem State. What an absolute sh*tshow this is. But, hey, if Iron Mike Tyson can bounce back, I’m sure Emma’ll be ah’ight.

VIDEO: Someone discovered a secret in Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out…

Via The Smoking Gun

I've written thousands of articles including posts for COED, GuySpeed, TheFW, TV Fanatic, G-MEN HQ, BroBible, and NFL Spin Zone. I've also authored scripts for Woven Digital's short-form videos published by UPROXX and BroBible. Here are links to my writing samples and social networks: My Personal Blog http://neallynch.com/ Twitter https://twitter.com/realcinch Facebook https://www.facebook.com/NealLynch Instagram https://instagram.com/realcinch/ YouTube https://www.youtube.com/user/realcinch NFL Spin Zone http://nflspinzone.com/author/neallynch/ BroBible http://brobible.com/author/neallynch/ GmenHQ http://gmenhq.com/author/neallynch/ GuySpeed http://guyspeed.com/author/neallynch/ TheFW http://thefw.com/author/neallynch/ COED http://coed.com/author/neallynch/