Is This Your Homework, Larry? Florida Savage Pulls A Lebowski And Smashes The Wrong Car In A Fit Of Rage

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This is actually what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Larry.

A Florida man has been charged with felony criminal mischief this past Tuesday after deputies say he used a baseball bat to settle a dispute with a friend by bashing the fuck out of his car, according to the Bradenton Herald. The only problem, and it’s just a small one, is that the car belonged to his neighbor.



Authorities report that Ryan T. Smith, 22, caused over $1,600 in damage to the strangers whip. In his defense, the dude allegedly had a similar make and model as his friend.

I haven’t confirmed this with authorities, but after the incident, I’d like to think that Smith cooled off with a burger and a coke.



200% chance I watch this movie tonight.

[H/T Huffington Post]