You Must Watch The Epic 1980s Training Video About How To Serve Wendy’s Chili

I am dead, literally dead, after watching this. I want no more, for this is perfection.

It’s a video from the 1980s that I guess Wendy’s made new employees watch, so they could properly pull a bowl of chili. And place it on the tray in the right location (which is the middle of the tray).

It’s got lyrics like:

“You always gotta make sure that you stir it right, before you put the chili in the bowl or cup. Use a figure eight motion from the bottom to the top.”

Yea. Gotta stir that Wendy’s chili.

[H/T Laughing Squid]