Try This Escalator Experiment At A Mall Today And See If You Don’t Get Punched By Strangers
Holiday shopping sucks. People hate holiday shop. Only insane people find joy in circling mall parking lots for hours, fighting strangers for a spot in line and paying big money for gifts on people you don’t even really care for. Hooray baby Jesus’s birthday!
Imagine trying this bullshit escalator trick at a crowded mall during the holiday. A riot would break out in seconds. “I JUST WANTED TO GET TO FUCKING JCPENNY ASSHOLE! NOW YOU AND YOUR BALLS ARE IN THE WAY!”
Newspaper headlines: LOCAL MAN PUT HIS BALLS ON ESCALATOR AND STARTS MALL RIOT.
Seriously, look at this dude. He looks pissed.
He wants to hit a bitch. Look at his wife’s face in the right hand corner. You know she’s asking him if he’s going to punch a bitch.