ESPN Is Being Accused Of Photoshopping Tiger Woods’ Mugshot To Make His Hair Look More Sexy
Poor Tiger. Everyone one the planet is wishing him back to golf dominance and whether it be injury or poor judgement, the dude just can’t get back to the Promised Land.
Tiger was arrested early Monday morning after police found him asleep in his 2015 Mercedes which was stopped in the roadway in the right lane. The 14-time major champion claims that the incident was brought on by a mixture of prescription drugs, likely prescribed to him after his fourth back surgery in April that will sideline him for the rest of the 2017 season.
In any event, ESPN photoshopped Tiger’s mugshot.
That wispy hair in his mugshot was polished up to give Tiger a chic, sexy look upon arrest. Why would ESPN do this? They’ve been dick riding Tiger for years and could be protecting his image to continue to profit off him. Well, then they wouldn’t have 293 different segments discussing the incident over and over again. Maybe it was a sloppy crop job? Maybe Tiger Woods has a secret twin brother who has been playing golf the past 5 years while he bones Denny’s waitresses. That makes far more sense than it should.
[h/t Sports Illustrated]