You know the moving scenes in those rom-com movies where the hopeless romantic ex-boyfriend dashes to the wedding in an effort to profess his undying love for the bride who is about to make the mistake of a lifetime by marrying the wrong guy?
Like in Wayne’s World 2.
Well, this story isn’t like that.
Instead of declaring his absolute love for his ex-girlfriend at her blessed wedding, this gentleman showed his true feelings for the soon-to-be wife by placing photos of the bride blowing him.
Now that’s an attention getter.
Not your garden-variety centerpiece you see on a Sunday when your chick is binge-watching a marathon of TLC’s Four Weddings as she’s trying to make you feel bad about her ovaries drying up.
It turns out that when you distribute an explicit photo of a woman with someone’s yogurt shooter in their mouth people get angry. And it turns out that people tend to get really, really, really perturbed when that leaked photo of a woman with a mouthful of mushroom head is related to half the individuals in the building and is someone’s daughter, sister, niece, and granddaughter.
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What a mixed bag of emotions the ex must have had as he saw his former flame dressed in a beautiful white wedding gown while “Marry Me” by Train was being played just as his orbital socket was crushed by a size 13 rental shoe from Men’s Wearhouse.