Did you recently get dumped by your girlfriend? Instead of getting depressed and reminiscing of all the great times you had together think about all the positives! You’ll save a ton of money on dinner, flowers and chocolates on Valentine’s Day. Then you can use that money to get a bit of revenge on the girl that broke your heart.
The Bronx Zoo believes that revenge is a dish best served with creepy, crawly cockroaches. For a $10 donation toward wildlife research in Madagascar, you can name one of the zoo’s Madagascar hissing cockroaches after anyone you so choose, like your filthy, good-for-nothing ex. The Bronx Zoo has been offering this vindictive gift since 2011.
You’ll receive a certificate on your newly named pest and you can send it in the mail to your ex letting them know you’ve named a disgusting cockroach after them.
I wonder if I pay them $20 will they send an actual Madagascar hissing cockroach to my ex-girlfriend’s house? That seems way more effective.
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