Father Hospitalized After Eating Daughter’s Pot Brownies
You expertly mix your five ingredients and then slave over a fucking hot oven for 28-31 minutes or 30-33 minutes depending on the size of your pan, 8×8 or 9×9, but then there’s always someone putting their greedy little fingers on your freshly baked goods. Well on this occasion, there were severe repercussions for stealing brownies that were not intended for this hungry thief.
A 58-year-old man from Independence Township (About 40 miles north of Detroit, MI) saw some warm, gooey brownies on the kitchen counter and could not help but to dive in and indulge on the fudgey goodness. However his sugary euphoria turned to utter hysteria as he began having stroke-like symptoms.
First responders rushed to the scene and then brought him to the hospital.
It turns out that he was freaking the fuck out because he just consumed several pot brownies. His 17-year-old daughter made the weed dessert from marijuana that she “got from a friend.”
Thankfully the father was okay after his wild trip and was released from the hospital. However his daughter will likely face criminal charges for the weed brownies.
Undersheriff Mike McCabe of the Oakland County Sheriff’s Office had this to say, “Marijuana today is not your marijuana of the 1960s or 70s. The THC level is multiple times more potent. Depending how much marijuana was baked into those brownies, it could lead to someone being violently ill. It could also lead to death.”
Cool your jets Mike. Save the “You could die from pot brownies” speech for the 5th graders at your D.A.R.E. anti-drug presentation. Nobody is dying from weed brownies. You should really be lecturing people about having patience and giving THC the time to kick in so they don’t eat three more weed brownies and trip holy balls.
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