And The State With The First Black Friday Fight Is… KENTUCKY!

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I absolutely need to get that crock pot on sale for $11, so let me crush your trachea. I must have that Air Bud DVD for $5, so allow me to detach your retina with my thumb. It’s that time of year again, when crazed American shoppers nearly kill one another so that they can purchase a wet/dry vacuum that is discounted $8, only hours after they all professed their gratefulness and showed their humanity on Thanksgiving.

We take you to Mall St. Matthews in Louisville, Kentucky where shoppers brawled near the food court on Thanksgiving night.

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Hope you wore your Kevlar vest and helmet when you went shopping on Black Friday.

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