As a man, I am appalled by this. OUTRAGED, even.
Why? It’s simple, I want to make a quick million in the easiest fucking way possible and in no scenario will “the easiest way possible” ever consist of me fucking chicks at 35,000 feet for cold hard cash. The easiest way possible for me is working until I’m an old, washed up, bag of dust.
Not this flight attendant, though. She fucked her way to a pretty sizable nest egg. And for that I loath her.
According to the Daily Mail:
An air hostess reportedly earned around £650,000 over a two year period by having sex with plane passengers in the toilet.
The scale of the woman’s ‘business’ only came to light when she was caught in the lavatory recently, and she was subsequently sacked.
It is reported that she was working for an airline in the Middle East.
A source speaking to the Saudi Arabic language daily Sada said: ‘She admitted that she had sex with many other passengers during flight and that she preferred long distance flights between the Gulf and the United States.’
Airline sources believe the woman charged £1,500 (Dh7,400) for the mile high liaison, an amount she earned on every flight.
The airline has not been named specifically, but Sada has reported that the flight attendant was immediately sacked and then deported.
She should come to America and work for one of our airlines. Maybe work the redeye shift from Vegas to New York. No shortage of horny scumbags taking that flight who would glady pay to to fuck her in the can while the intoxicating scent of blue toilet juice fills the air.
[H/T Daily Mail]