Flight In LA Grounded After Passengers Notice Wi-Fi Hot Spot Named ‘Al-Quida Free Terror Nettwork’

by 5 years ago


SEVENTEEN HOURS. Some dickgargler with a Wi-Fi hot spot was named “Al-Quida Free Terror Nettwork”–murderous work on the spelling there — grounded a plane for 17 hours. The American Airlines flight was set to take off from LA to London on Sunday and was delayed until Monday at 1pm.

Luckily, there was no actual terror threat. Sadly, officials were unable to locate the jerk off with the poorly named Wi-Fi hot spot in question. They did note that the person, whoever it was, committed no crime. No crime. NO FUCKING CRIME!?!?

Fine, don’t charge the person with a crime, but if this happens again and said idiot is found, you have to allow the rest of the passengers to beat that person within an inch of their fucking life for being such a pile of shit. It’s only fair. They caused a national security scare and they wasted 17 hours of other people’s lives. No way you can release them back into the wild without shattering their orbital bone into a thousand pieces.