Fight Breaks Out In Florida Bar And Of Course It’s Over Something Insane

According to a police report, a fight broke out between two couples inside Sloppy Joe’s bar in Key West, Florida this past weekend. The fight wasn’t over a woman or spilled drinks or drunken stupidity. Well there WAS drunken stupidity but that’s not what started the whole melee.

The fight broke out over a fart.

Richard McBride, 53, and his girlfriend Sandra Stoner, 55, both of Naples, said they were caught up in a physical altercation after the argument arose “over a fart,” Officer Igor Kasyanenko wrote after last Monday’s incident.

The couple said they were drinking with friends at the bar when Stoner traded words with an unidentified woman before getting out of her seat and confronting her in “an aggressive manner,” police said.

An unidentified man, presumably her boyfriend, tried to pull the woman away as others began to step into the dispute. McBride pushed the guy who then retaliated by striking him in the face. McBride responded by tackling the other man. The unidentified couple took off before the cops showed up.

Now the question remains — did the fart stink so bad that it started an argument or was Ms. Stoner farted on? Actually, I’ve got a hundred questions but let’s start with those first.

[via Miami Herald]

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