Florida Man Decides Peeing On Coworker From Balcony Is Good Idea, Is Tased By Police For It

by 5 years ago

Death and Taxes Magazine

Restaurant work is stressful, and employees of the service industry find myriad ways to blow off steam. Some smoke, some drink, some take pisses from the tops of balconies of the restaurants they work at onto the heads of their coworkers.

Wait, what?

Ahh yes, let’s venture to Florida, all the way down to the tip of the island, the drunken, hazy, syphilitic stupor that is Key West.  Orion Jones was a 20-year-old food runner at Rick’s and Durty Harry’s, who was allegedly drinking at the bar.

Another server, Tia Cruz, was with a customer when she began feeling something wet on her body. That’s when another employee said “he is peeing on you.”

“He is peeing on you,” has got to be jarring to hear, especially since you are not a toilet.

Jones was on a balcony high above, letting a stream go, and the story only get better.

When officers first confronted Jones, he was fighting with club security in the street. Jones, pictured below, subsequently fled from cops after he was released by security, but was eventually handcuffed after twice being tased by officers.

Strong effort there. Fighting club security in the street is one awesome way to go out.

At the police station, Jones apparently informed the arresting officers that he wanted to get help with his alcohol problem.

Good for him. I’ve never done this, but I have friends who will blackout and pee anywhere. So I’m sure he didn’t mean it. Hopefully Cruz gets an apology.

Jones was charged with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest.

[H/T Death and Taxes]

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