Nudist Learns Very Painful Lesson About Why Swimming Naked In A Fishing Lake Is A Bad Idea

One of my biggest fears in life has been taking a fishing hook through my finger. I’ll never forget this fishing tournament I was in back in Cub Scouts here in Sarasota, Florida. I was just a kid but I remember the blood-curdling screams from one of the other Cub Scouts who got a fishing hook through his finger that day and instead of taking him to the hospital his dad decided to push the barb through his finger and remove it himself while this kid screamed in the back of the family’s station wagon. That fucked me up, and I’ve been scared of taking a fishing hook through the finger ever since which brings me to today’s story: nudist gets fly fishing hook stuck through his dick while swimming in a popular fishing lake.

via Mirror UK:

A nudist swimming in a lake was left in agony after an angler managed to ‘catch’ him on a fishing hook – through his penis.
Herbert Fendt first thought he had got stuck in some water plants, but soon realised that it was far too painful to be weeds.
When he put his hands down towards his legs he felt the line and the hook and realised he had been pierced through his penis.
Fendt said: “I cried out to the fisherman ashore shouting do not pull, do not pull. I was terrified he was going to try to reel me in.”
The unlucky swimmer quickly went ashore where the hook was found to be firmly embedded in his manhood.
As the hook could not be removed, the fisherman had to cut the line. With the fishing hook still pierced through his penis, Fendt then cycled back home from where he went by car to the emergency room of the local hospital.
He said: “The doctor could understandably not suppress a small grin when he saw it.”
Luckily for Fendt, the doctors were able to remove the fishing hook and took care of the wound.
He is now not allowed to swim or take a shower for a full week but is expected to make a full recovery.

Imagine being a doctor and trying to keep a straight face when a dude comes in with a fishing hook stuck through his dick because he’s a nudist and was swimming too close to fishermen. This is one of those situations where you’re like ‘we need to take some photos for our records’ and then send them to everyone you know as a warning to never swim naked in a lake.

As a fisherman, I just cannot fathom how this happened unless the dude’s hook/line was snagged and he hadn’t realized it yet and the nudist happened to dislodge it. Otherwise it would’ve taken a firm jerk of the reel/rod/line to get that hook through his dick and it sounds like the man brushed his way into this and it wasn’t an initial jerk.

For more on this story you can click on over to the Mirror UK.

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