Fox News Vs. ISIS—Now With 1000000% More ‘MURICA

Leading the charge against ISIS is Rupert Murdoch’s very own cable news network FOX, and what we see here is purportedly an video used at FOX News for internal training purposes.

I read somewhere within the bowels of the Internet that new FOX hires are expected to watch this video on repeat until they a) discover the meaning of life or b) can spontaneously recite George Dubya Bush’s ‘War on Terror’ speech word-for-word. More often than not the latter takes place.

All that said, this video is EASILY the best way imaginable to start (or finish) your day. Just watch this once and you’ll get so jacked up nothing can stand in your way…watch this twice and you might have to go see a doctor due to freedom-induced priapism.