Why go to the gym when you can eat cupcakes on the street outside and rub it in everyone’s face? Sure you might get fat, but what tastes better:
A. Cupcakes
Or,
B. The sweat dribbling down your face as you sprint on a treadmill
The answer is A, unless you enjoy the taste of sweat…in which case you need to take a break from the Internet and go re-evaluate your life.