Police On Lookout For The ‘Front Lawn Pooper;’ If You See Him, Bring Toilet Paper

front lawn pooper

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Here’s a homeowner’s worst nightmare, a guy they’re calling the “Front Lawn Pooper,” popped a squat right in the front yard of some poor soul’s house.

The homeowner somehow seemed to have a good sense of humor about it though saying, “I don’t know much about dogs, but dogs do it on the grass, this was in the dirt…and it’s huge.”

I also love how he cleverly suggests the man be arrested for “Illegal Dumping.”

H/T HyperVocal

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