Retired Bro In Ft. Lauderdale Is Living The Mother F’n Dream, Has A ‘Floating Tiki Hut Boat’
If I stash away enough cash to retire (which seems highly unlikely) then I want to retire like this bro who is living down in Ft. Lauderdale, Florida and operating a floating tiki bar. If you’ve never been to Ft. Lauderdale then you might be surprised to hear that there are 165 miles of canals (and waterways) within the city of Ft. Lauderdale.
While most of that canal real estate is occupied by luxurious super yachts and high-end fishing boats there are a few little guys floating around those canals, and one of those little guys is owned and operated by this retired bro who managed to turn his tiki bar into a boat. He then drives his tiki bar boat around the canals, drinking from bar to bar, boat slip to boat slip, living the goddamn dream. If you’re not sure what ‘the goddamn dream’ looks like, THIS is what THE GODDAMN DREAM looks like: