What Happens When A Bro Jumps Off The Garage Onto A Frozen Trampoline? Probably Not What You Think

YouTube user N. Ziegler lives in Minnesota. I don’t have to tell you how cold it gets during a Minnesota winter. It gets so cold, everything freezes. Even frozen things freeze. Ice pops freeze. Ice cubes freeze. Don’t ask about people. They freeze too. Homeless statues all over park benches.

Ziegler wants everyone to see what happens when you jump off a garage roof onto a frozen trampoline. It’s honestly not what I thought was going to happen.

What did I expect? I expected him to rip right through like a bullet through paper. This was fun though. Now there’s something else frozen. His dick.

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